I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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