I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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