Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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