well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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