I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
