More tranny stories later!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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