shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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