I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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