the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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