HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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