I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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