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is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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