On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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