Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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