I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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