we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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