I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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