yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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