The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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