And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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