My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
