what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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