It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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