i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
