so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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