Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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