...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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