Just cropdusted the office
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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