please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just google imaged poop.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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