He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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