Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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