Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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