nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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