I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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