I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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