By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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