Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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