lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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