I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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