She announced her abortion via fbk
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
