so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
