My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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