think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish you could order shots online.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Drunk walkin through police station. America
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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