the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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