My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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