I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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