If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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