they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
