So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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