that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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