Already got asked if we're dating
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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