Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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